expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

(ii)Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!

That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

(iii)Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did…

And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

(iv) He was a good man. He never smoked, drank n had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said: he who never lived, cannot die!

(v)A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

(vi)So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks…

But we chose Marriage, slow sure!

(vii) All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive

Or married to someone else!

(viii)When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,

When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…

Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

(Translation – Ganpat bring out the booze!!)

(ix)10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that….

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

(x) If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!